2. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. 3. Why are fish never good tennis players? They don’t like getting close to the net. 4. How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!” 5. Why was the tennis court so loud?
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls” They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”
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A friend of mine likes to stand in the middle of tennis courts. Annette. Got a second hand tennis racquet for only £10. No strings attached. So close to beating a chocolate bar at tennis. Was only a breakaway. A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. “No way”, says the librarian, “you won’t return them”.
Funny Tennis Jokes. Q: Why don’t fish play tennis? A: Because there afraid of the net. Q: At what sport to waiters do really well? A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers. Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? A: See you round. Q: Where did the tennis players go on their date? A: The tennis ball.
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